Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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