This girl is more easily done than said...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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