Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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