They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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