I can tuck mytits in my pants
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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