i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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