after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Why is there bacon in the couch?
soo... how was my night?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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