ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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