You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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