Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
