physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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