He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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