I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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