I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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