weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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