i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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