Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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