Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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