i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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I cut my penus on the lid.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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