I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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