Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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