I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I don't think brook has ever known best
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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