Please don't use social media to get back at me.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Blood and glitter go together right?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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