I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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