Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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