I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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