The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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