Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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