yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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