he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I lost the right to judge tonight
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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