is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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