Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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