I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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