So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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