when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Your penis caused this!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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