I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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