Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I have post one night stand depression
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