it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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