I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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