ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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