we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
