im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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