Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
false alarm, still single
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