it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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