I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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