He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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