Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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