Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
