Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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