In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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