I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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