remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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