Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
