My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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