The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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