If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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