If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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